In the process of preparing for the New Year and holidays, and for the New Year's feast, it is very important not to forget, but rather to take care of how to entertain the guests. After all, you must admit that drinking, eating, and watching TV all the time will be boring, but the New Year is the most fun party, and it needs to be fun.
As one of the options, you can carry out or do comic fortune telling gypsies for the new year. Options for dressing up are always a win-win, so all guests will be interested in looking at a brightly dressed and decorated gypsy woman. In order for the gypsy’s comic fortune-telling for the New Year to be a great success, you should come up with and buy an outfit in advance. Now, by the way, you can even rent a gypsy costume. Also, you should learn several speech patterns from the gypsy vocabulary.
I’ll give a few examples of what a gypsy’s comic fortune-telling can be like for the New Year. If you can’t memorize it yourself, write it on pieces of paper and put it, for example, in a hat or a bright, beautiful box, so that people themselves can pull out and read out their predictions.
This month you will have unexpected guests
It’s as if everyone has agreed - they’ll eat the refrigerator,
They'll drink all the vodka, they'll break the TV,
They will break all your dishes and ruin the kitchen.
Play the lottery this month
The prediction is that you will certainly be lucky
You just need to buy tickets, partially load them into the tanker,
And partly in two carriages, the rest in a plane.
This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun
Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue
Don't believe these stories - they will force you to work there
Sit down better at home, have a beer at home!
This month it is predicted that you will have twins
Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruples
And then the state will give you a huge apartment
Flag of honor in both hands and a dun horse!!!
This month the computer won't work as it should
Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.
If it doesn’t help, hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor...
You will then explain to your superiors: “She started it first!”
This month the boss will get angry for no reason,
You tell him calmly, looking straight: “THIS IS THE GOAT!”
To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,
Give him a wastepaper basket like a hat.
And relief will come: A question that has been tormenting for a long time
“Who will be laid off” - It will finally be resolved.
Tonight you will fall asleep at the doorstep,
Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,
Don't judge yourself harshly in the morning:
The main thing is that you were able to wake up.
This month, decide to hijack a plane to the West,
But you can’t think of anything to scare the pilots with,
Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -
And they will fly to any country with you.
On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend you at work,
Without wasting a minute, you call all the newspapers,
Having reported the boss's mobile phone number in private advertisements,
Let him then, the bore, know the salt of everyone entering - free!
You definitely won't be going to work this month.
Why go there in the morning when you want to sleep.
You will be forced to try and work there all day long....
By the way, money from your salary will always be not enough for you
This month you will definitely be invited to work
Ten large corporations, perhaps even a hundred
Out of great joy you will steal all the secrets
Give them away to your competitors and you will live richly!
Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss
And now everything depends on you that was not on you before,
Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.
Money can come in handy - don’t spend it just like that.
This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea
Crocodiles, cashelots, birds sing there.
The savages are dancing nearby and cooking soup here.
Go on a boat, bring your friends.
So that all the hungry natives can be fed quickly...
This month they will suddenly ask you to help with housework,
Don't go to stores - the groceries stink there,
But no one taught you to wear a gas mask.
Don't let anyone vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -
He yells like crazy - You don’t need an alarm clock.
If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,
Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously there is money there.
If a gypsy’s comic fortune-telling for the New Year is problematic, you can always find an equally interesting alternative. You can write comic fortune telling for the New Year, place them in a balloon, and hand them out to guests at the entrance. In the middle, you can announce the guests’ belonging to one or another color of the balls; for example, someone with a red balloon came to look for love or a soul mate, someone with a blue balloon came to get drunk, someone with a green balloon came to have fun, etc. Or you can carry out comic fortune-telling for the gypsy for the New Year with the help of a book - give the gypsy a book, and read the lines of the first page that comes to hand, opened at random.
Dear friends, and blog readers, if you have one yourself original ways How to entertain guests during New Year's dinner, please share. It is very interesting to read how you celebrate the New Year holidays.
In a friendly company, read out comic predictions on New Year 2019. During have fun fortune telling the holiday will acquire a zest. You can make your predictions on small New Year's cards by pasting printed text into them. Or write by hand.
Short, comic predictions for the New Year 2019 for colleagues and friends:
- If you work hard and hard in the new year, you will receive a reward in the form of a bonus.
- If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
- You can’t work like a horse in the year of the pig - it will set you back a whole year. It will take you a long time to choose a TV channel to watch in New Year's Eve— On January 1st you will wake up with a remote control in your hands.
- New Year of the Pig is good for those who like to sleep. Count the stars and sleep like a baby.
- On the morning of January 1, leave the entrance and look to the left - you will see a bright and brilliant future.
- How many peas you eat from Olivier - so many wishes will come true in the new year.
- Champagne finished on the morning of January 1 will remind you of the past year.
- A hat lost on January 1 means buying a new one.
- A frying pan given to your wife for New Year is a sign of a bump on your forehead. And a fur coat means love and mutual understanding.
- A passion for cakes and chocolates in the new year means updating your wardrobe.
- In the new year you will be promoted at work - your office will move to the floor above.
- In the new year you will find many new, exciting... household chores.
- Gifting my wife for the New Year jewelry, you provide yourself with a well-fed life for the whole year.
- After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will be fighting off guests all year.
- If you are a big boss in the new year, you will gain 50 kg.
- In the new year, your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic passion.
- In the new year you will meet great love. Very big. So 120 kilograms, no less.
- This coming year, avoid the cold from your significant other. Otherwise you will be sick all year.
- As you climb the career ladder this year, watch your steps to avoid dizzying consequences.
- Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get contagious diseases.
- In the morning, after the New Year's feast. Beware of a heavy blow. Stepping on the scale.
- In the new year, move forward boldly - and wealth awaits you.
- A visit to the fitness club and swimming pool in the first quarter of the coming year will lead to envious glances from your friends in the next two quarters.
- For those who are passionate about fishing, fishing happiness will come in the new year. Will open next to the house
- Fish and seafood store. There will always be a catch to report to your wife.
- In the new year you will have everything you want. And you won’t get anything for it. New, exciting journeys await you... to the countryside. Don't be upset - this is also a change of scenery.
- This year a strong explosion is expected - all your envious people will burst.
- In the coming year, all the doors of supermarkets and boutiques will open for you. And my husband’s fat wallet will lose a lot of weight.
- This year you will find a treasure... You will discover your husband's stash, which he saved all last year.
- In the new year you will learn a lot of new and useful things. They will give you an encyclopedia.
- In the new year you will be attacked. Luck and success will attack you and you will not be able to fight them off.
- Beware. Very soon. Very soon. Great... love awaits you.
- Your creative success as an artist in making your own face will be noticed by many men this year.
- Your charm and beauty are preparing a happy meeting for you in the new year
Ways to diversify New Year's celebration there are a huge variety. You can entertain yourself not only by watching “Blue Light” or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One of the little-used but potentially fun methods is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know in advance the comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in order to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.
Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny fortune telling
In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to even approximately guess the option, especially if we're talking about about the theme of prophecy. It’s unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a funny way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.
In total, there are several most pressing topics:
- Love relationships and family.
- Well-being, relaxation and health.
- Financial sphere and working relations.
No one forbids mixing all types when engaging in general playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune telling” can still be played out somehow. These could be balloons with a fortune inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be played at the desired angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each specific party.
There is also special kind predictions. These are “fortune-telling” cookies, so popular in European countries. It has also caught on here, and both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction should be identified as a separate type. But it’s not possible to put a long prediction in cookies, so they contain only short and not always rhyming phrases. Moreover, for cookies you can also use short versions of prophecies, selected on different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often general, and not by type.
About love and friends, family and children
Fortune telling on this topic concerns not only families with children or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose the text for predictions for this group at his own discretion.
Prophecies in short verses
Your vulgar desire not worthy of prediction!
Your love will not grunt, but only meow tenderly!
Your affectionate children will be better than all the miracles in the world!
The year will pass especially brightly, the novels will make you feel hot!
There will be a couple of bad times, but a friend’s help will help!
Don't invite your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!
If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!
In the Year of the Pig, you will safely plunge into a sea of affection!
Your love languor will become lucky!
Even if you live with your spouse, don’t forget your single friend!
Playful predictions in prose
You don’t have to be Vanga to predict a fun holiday with your friends!
Stop drinking and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!
This year of the Pig you won't have to live with the Pig!
It's hard to predict the presence of good friends in the Year of the Pig!
It’s clear children, it’s clear that there is a family! We'll have to spend more time on ourselves this year!
If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!
Great gatherings with friends and family await you. And if the circle is small, then you will feel good and pleasant sitting in it!
Someone will find a new love, and someone will be delighted with the old one!
He hits - it means he loves, the dear ones scold - they just amuse themselves. Such high love in the bathhouse. In the Year of the Good Pig, relationships will be bright and tender!
This spring you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, the Pig will give those in a couple the opportunity to find harmony in relationships, as well as find love for single people.
About work, career and finances
In “fortune telling” of this type, we can talk not only about hired work and money. Here you can “predict the future” in relation to own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about lottery winnings, inheritance or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.
Rhyming prophecies
Good luck will come in February - the dacha remains unrobbed!
No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!
Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed people around!
One foot, one foot two, my head started spinning! But not everyone will have this; success awaits you in your career!
If you don't need a million from a pig, make some broth!
You work until you sweat and then your work will bring you money!
Can you give me your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.
Yes, the Pig is not greedy at all, she just doesn’t like laziness! That's how you work, that's how the money will come.
Don’t turn your nose up too much - career growth awaits you!
All your colleagues will be like family to you! They will support you, help you, and clear the way for you to get to the boss!
Playful predictions in prose
Just don’t say that you don’t need them! Of course you will have them, you will! No matter how hard you try, you'll get money.
By mastering the skills of the Chinese dummy, you can pump up your neck, but your wallet won’t swell. Learn to be first everywhere, and there will be more money.
Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you drown, so will you burst!
The pig is soft and round, so it can help get around everything sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.
Don’t believe bad horoscopes - if you want it, there will be money, a career, and recognition!
In the Year of the Pig, people can approach work in the most piggish way. Remember this and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.
Remember that a high position requires dedication to work. So you have to decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!
The wolf's legs feed him, and if he is still actively working in January, then he looks good compared to everyone else, which gives reason for a bonus!
Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that are necessary and sometimes useful. Just don’t forget to sometimes take a break from righteous labors!
Although now is not the Year of the Horse, it is better to plow like a horse for big income. Then the Pig will not screw you over!
About health, relaxation and well-being
This type of prophecy is aimed not only at general state health and weekend get-togethers. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with family or alone. Also, humorous prophecies can recommend something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.
Prophecies in verse
If you haven't drunk vodka, you'll be fresh and full of energy!
To get a great figure you will have to remember physical education!
You need to rest more and not drink too much!
To save great strength Instead of lard, eat nettles!
To feel great, go to bed with a clear head!
If you don’t drink on New Year’s Day, you can save your health!
Stop eating, drink well! Why don’t you take care of your health?
20 kilometers will help you lose a couple of centimeters!
To live without headaches, don’t drink a lot of alcohol!
To live your life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.
Forecasts for the future in prose
Even if you don’t get too drunk in the Year of the Pig, the beginning of January will reward you with good health.
Sometimes you just need to lie in the barn to eat your sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.
In the Year of the Pig, boar health awaits you!
Why think about the future, you need to feel it with your strong body. Don't load it once again let your brain rest.
You don't have to believe that fat people kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!
Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don’t be a bore! Drink already!
Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.
On a holiday night you must also observe drinking regime. You need to drink, although on New Year's Day we are not talking about water.
Remember! A cold shower is useful not only in early January, but throughout the year!
Health needs to be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to preserve your body in alcohol for long-term storage!
Fortune Cookies
The procedure for sculpting such cookies is simple - the classic one is taken as a basis. shortbread dough, add flour to it until high density and let it rest for an hour. After this, they roll out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings and put a leaf with text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to seal the edges loosely, and then bake it in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally short.
Forecasts for the future in verse
Stop eating everything - sweets are poison for you!
According to forecasts, on New Year's Day everyone will put salads in their mouths!
Don't eat me when you're wondering - then you won't gain weight!
Pig is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!
At work, so that you behave like a boss, and not an ass!
In this swine season, obedience will attack your children!
You have to work until you drop!
At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!
Don’t forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.
Protect your belly, don’t go heavy on the salad!
Cookie Phrases in Prose
The Pig Meteorological Center promises cloudless romantic relationships throughout the year!
Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!
The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then this is exactly what will happen.
fight with bad mood- life will definitely become easier!
In the Year of the Pig, there will be love for everyone and all that, and you will also get a lot of money!
Many people hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!
It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although promotion will not cost you like a pig!
To remember January, drink more tea and juice on New Year's Eve. Avoid water, vodka may be mixed into it!
Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!
Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some kind of fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so widespread, but still it has lost its relevance. This happens because such humorous prophecies lift the spirits and add a touch of excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year’s Eve.
If you want to add some variety to your New Year's celebration, make sure you have some entertainment. Great option- comic predictions for the New Year. Funny New Year's prophecies will appeal to family and friends. This game is also suitable for corporate events. I advise you to choose positive and kind options so that no one is offended. In the article you will find humorous forecasts about the future that are appropriate in different companies.
List of comic predictions
Health
The selection begins with predictions about health. Of course, they have a humorous slant, but some can be taken into account.
- “You won’t get sick in winter if you don’t forget to wear a warm scarf!”
- “Everything will be ok with your health if you gather friends more often!”
- “If you harden yourself, you won’t go to the doctor!”
- “You will strengthen your health in the New Year, and you will conquer any peaks!”
- “If you lie naked on the ice, then the germ will no longer creep up on you!”
- “This is how to save yourself from illnesses - do more sports!”
- “To improve your health, you need to visit the bathhouse!”
Career and work
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This year predicts a lot of money and success!
Raise your glass
And may you be lucky!
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Are you expecting a miracle in the New Year?!
And the reason sounds like a toast -
Rapid growth in your career awaits you!
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If you work like a horse,
Life will not be sweet!
In the New Year there will be a moment for rest,
And for a driving weekend, this is no joke!
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In the New Year, cruel jokes are played on colleagues
They will create large gaps in the aura!
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The year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.
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Career advancement promises courage -
You will move to the top floor!
Predictions about work in prose will also make the holiday interesting.
- There are many exciting daily activities awaiting you in the New Year.
- Already at the beginning of the year you will hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
- After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked by... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance won't help.
- When lateness at work disappears, your wish for a promotion will come true.
- A budget increase is already expected at the beginning of summer.
- Look carefully at your step so as not to stray from the successful path.
- There will be much more finance. Where is your thicker wallet?!
Love and relationships
- “The Yellow Pig advises not to grieve, because friends will be nearby all year.”
- “Blood will sparkle in your veins, because love will warm your heart.”
- “This is the forecast the heavens promise you: in the new year there will be only miracles in life!”
- “An unusual year awaits: a round dance of love will swirl!”
- “In the coming year, you will feel like a fish in water everywhere!”
- “On a sunny deserted beach, your destiny will lie nearby.”
- “Everything will be fine on the personal front!”
- “There will be a sea of friends and bright have fun days».
- “You will have special luck - expect a new addition to your family!”
- “The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two people at the same time!”
- “You are lucky in life, which means great luck awaits you all year long.”
- “Be careful about gifts from loved ones: heavy objects can cause bumps on the forehead.”
- “The New Year will be bright - you will receive many gifts.”
- “In the New Year, don’t borrow – borrow forever.”
What year will it be
Many people are interested in what 2019 will be like in general. Here are some humorous tips on this topic.
- “The pig promises good luck and a brand new dacha!”
- “It will be a very difficult year, because, whatever one may say, it’s hard to carry a suitcase full of money.”
- “The Pig promises you a lot of happiness and pleasant troubles in the New Year!”
- “If you are energetic, then the year will be excellent.”
- “An increase in your income and an exotic holiday in the middle of the year is coming.”
- “There will be several wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and each new day that comes.”
- “Lots of thrills and pleasures.”
- “From the beginning of the year there will be luck of various kinds.”
- “The New Year will bring great gifts, and every day will be bright!”
- “We hasten to disappoint you - your dreams are very modest, but great luck awaits you.”
- “There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - a new car will appear.”
- “Can you believe that your cherished dreams will soon come true!”
- “The Pig is preparing new discoveries and pleasant events for you this year.”
- “In the New Year you are in full dress - real life in “chocolate” awaits you.
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Hollywood can't even imagine
Various magicians, all-seeing people, fortune tellers and astrologers are very popular. Thoughtful prediction filed in in a comic form, will capture the attention of guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. When trying to understand what and how to predict, think about Hollywood, or more precisely, about the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.
To implement the idea, the lights in the room are turned off, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. A glass vase in the shape of a ball is passed around in a circle. Neon lights or garlands are placed at the bottom of the vase, and rose petals cut from corrugated paper. One of the following parting words should be written on one side of the petal:
- This year expects a “big jackpot”.
- Next summer you will see “Midnight in Paris”.
- You will soon meet - “Meet the Parents.”
- You will never be a “third wheel”.
- This year you will experience “Fatal Attraction”.
- You will soon find out that you are a “Million Dollar Beauty”.
- Tomorrow you will have “Sex and the City.”
The number of entries is limited by the imagination of the person who compiled them and the number of films and TV series whose names are part of the joke. Each person at the table can receive several pieces of paper. This idea will make a good game, the winner of which is the one who has more rose petals and, accordingly, more predictions. The reward could be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with your own parting words for each participant.
With a song through life
Song lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The main leader of the holiday approaches each of the guests with a large dish, on which papers with a fortune are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.
On parchment you can write:
- Next year he expects: “There are so many separations on earth.”
- In February you will meet - “Money, money, money.” Always sunny in the rich man’s world.”
- In the spring you should be careful with - “Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced.”
- You should beware of a woman with the name - “Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul.”
- stranger will say, “I didn’t even know that love could be cruel.”
- Everyday work will be like: “And I’m going all dressed up in Dolce Gabana.”
- After promotion wages you - “Oh, I feel like the girls are going on a spree.”
The choice of song can be anything. The prediction must be listened to carefully. Anyone who can sing the next verse of the song and name the artist will be given a small gift.
Poetic predictions among friends
New Year 2019 is a time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more fun, you can please your friends by fulfilling comic predictions in poetic form:
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There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
Both salary and work,
But there is one concern
If the limousine is new,
He won’t give you a Georgian,
Can't see all these benefits
Somehow it’s like that!
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After the holiday party,
Don't forget to buy a cart.
There will be a sea of money soon,
Row them, forgetting about grief.
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If you celebrate the New Year you are covered in sour cream, like a cat,
Happiness and success will delight everyone for a long time
So don’t sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but a bucket and a half -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
May these honest people remember the New Year for a long time!
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In the New Year, a new salary,
Fur coat, handbag, boots,
A sprig of thorns,
Glory, a little honor.
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All wishes will come true,
And there will be success in everything,
But for the sake of great recognition
Tear everyone with your teeth.
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There is a danger that colleagues
They'll roll you out on a cart,
So that you will never see such shame,
It’s better to sit in a corner and quietly sip your juice.
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This is a prediction for you
Silence will not lead to good,
So that you have success
Sing a song for everyone.
Predictions in prose
Before the start of the celebration, each guest is given 1 prediction. When it is his turn to make a toast, instead of his speech he reads what is written on the piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message until the toast itself.
“This year everyone will find a treasure - a spouse’s stash, a bill lost by the boss, a 50-year-old coin that rolled behind the sofa.”
“You will be attacked in the coming year. Among the criminals there will be a stroke of luck that you cannot fight off.”
“Smile more often, and then sign a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer.”
“Working hard in the Year of the Pig will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, as it will throw you back into the Year of the Horse.”
“Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job exactly before next year».
“Expect strong shocks at the end of the year. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger.”
“By giving your other half a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, since you will have to sleep at work for the rest of the year.”
Make jokes in such a way as not to offend the person, make him smile, and maybe even reflect on the advice he received. Don't predict anything serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and troubles at work is not something that should be brooded over. New Year's table.
For a prediction to be truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, young people and elderly people has gathered around the table, then you should clearly refrain from making jokes on intimate topics. The topic could be shared pleasant memories. The theme for children is their favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do this.
Pay attention to the design. Show your imagination and creativity. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2019 the trend will be elegance and simplicity. What are the design options? comic forecasts?
- Cookie. You'll get a treat, a reason to have fun, and make the evening more fun.
- Postcards in the shape of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. The New Year's prophecy will be written inside.
- Bundles with future forecasts in beautiful organza bags. Also great idea There will be an addition in the form of sweets.
- Paper parcels in a large glass vase, so that every guest can dip their hand into it and choose a funny forecast.
- Air balloons. This way, guests will be able to burst the balloons and read the forecast about upcoming events.
You can use nut cookies, mini Christmas socks containing packages with prophecies, and place candy wrappers with forecasts on the Christmas trees. The New Year's celebration is bright in itself, and therefore requires compliance in everything. Make sure that the candy wrappers with forecasts are also on topic.
Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. They will make funny predictions new year party humorous, unpredictable, bright. You can also use catchphrases from films, colorful titles, song quotes. Eg:
- “Oh, this wedding, this wedding, this wedding sang and danced...”
- “...The trailer will move, the platform will remain.”
- “And I’ll get into a convertible and go somewhere.”
- “There are millions of chances that everything will come true soon”
- “A million, a million US dollars, life will be good...”
I hope the holiday will be fun and positive thanks to such interesting entertainment as comic predictions.
Gypsy - Fortune Teller
During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall, accompanied by an accordion player (guitarist). First he sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:
I am a cheerful fortune teller
I'm not asking for a lot of money
I know the whole truth about you
I'll tell you for a chervonets!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
I escaped from the camp
My father is chasing me
Out of me out of naughty
Wants to make jellied meat!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
If I were a bride
Such a groom has
Right on this very spot
I would taste sin with him!
Eh, once again, once again,
Many, many more times!
Let me tell you fortune, people,
Let me lay out the cards,
Give me a hard coin
I'll tell you the whole truth!
The gypsy tries for money, or maybe she just “tells fortunes” by the guests’ hands. It would be best if the predictions were somehow related to real events from the life of the guest, with his work, hobbies, etc. But they can also be general, for example, like this:
Well, handsome, gild your pen and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything! You'll have a hangover tomorrow!
Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!
And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Sunday! (If today is Saturday.)
Oh, my little rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants!
I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!
Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!
You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!
You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you!
Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!
There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? - Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!
Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!
Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one you will lose today.
Various diseases are waiting for you, young one, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because your hands are dirty!
Get ready for a big battle! Have you eaten red caviar? Pink salmon will come for revenge!
A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On my neighbor's belt.
Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales
They will show you a funny comedy on TV, funny, erotic. It's called Today's Wedding.
Tomorrow morning, beauty, you will be a star, a berry, a pussy, a fish, and if you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
Do you like to watch horror films in the morning? And tomorrow you will have to, when you see yourself in the mirror!
Oh, flowers, beauty, you love them!.. They will give you tomorrow. So much that you'll be sneezing until the evening!
